At the park this afternoon:
Cordy runs up to a 3yr old boy. They stand close and look each other over.
Boy: (becoming distressed) I don’t understand what you’re saying!
Cordy: Ggeeeewahttttaaa! ViwwwuuubbKKKAAA!
Boy: (running away, near tears) Mommy! I don’t know what she’s saying!
Cordy: (following) Hi! Hi! Ruuuuvviinnoobbsss!
Boy: (clinging to mother) Mommy, make her stop following me! I don’t understand her!
Me: I’m sorry, she’s just trying to be friendly.
Mother: Oh, it’s OK! (to boy) Honey, she’s little and can’t talk yet. She just wants to play with you.
Boy: Mommy, she scares me.
There you have it, folks. My child can scare other children just by talking to them. She rocks.