I took some new pictures of Cordelia today, and as I browsed through older pictures of her on Flickr, a thought occurred to me:
This kid should be doing product promotions.
I’ve gone too long letting her promote the wares of various large companies for free. It’s time to start asking them for payment for these services! After all, this little girl will need to go to college someday, and we’re certainly not rich enough to pay her way. She’s cute, she likes the camera, and she’s always willing to show off new products. Perfect!
So, for you corporate giants perusing this little blog, here are some ideas of just what she could do for you.
Avent sippy cups – for the toddler with discriminating taste.
Diet Coke: Tastes great and fun to stack!
The Children’s Place socks: Not just for feet!
Kleenex tissues are the only tissues I’d use!
The Britax Marathon: the perfect carseat for not sleeping all the way to Chicago!
Are your eyes this beautiful? If not, then try Acuvue colored lenses!
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See? The possibilities are endless! Why, I’ve even used Cordelia in my own shameless self-promotion:
You know you want a t-shirt for your own little blog fodder.
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As you can see, Cordelia can advertise nearly anything. (Promoters of spinach, vacuums, and Santa need not apply.) So, hurry and book this kid for your next promotional gig! Operators, er, mommy is standing by!
Too cute! I would buy all of those products and so would Chicky Baby who is currently doing a jig of happiness after seeing Cordy’s cute face on my computer monitor.
That erectile dysfunction thing… Funny!
how adorable!
She’s cute!!! Got an agent ? 🙂 he he I loved the look in her face in the erectile dysfunction photo.
That is the cutest thing I ever saw. And the products…you are so funny 🙂
HA! I love the Kleenex picture. Too fun!
She is just a little cutie!
Ha! Great pics. Especially love the blog fodder T-shirt. Awesome.
very cute – what beautiful blue eyes she has!
Oh, I laughed so hard at that last one! She is so adorable and I loooove those blue eyes.
How cute! She could sell ice to eskimos…lol
PS: I linked your Cafe Press store on my “Buy Some Damn Shirts” page. Hope you don’t mind 🙂
so cute!
love your cafepress shirt. 🙂
Never thought of using my kids to advertise my stuff….hmm. postage would be a to to the uk though huh?
All the photos are great, but the one in the summer hat is totally stunning! What beautiful blue eyes!
Take Care
Nikki x
Such cute photos! I LOVED the last one! She look soo serious! LOL!
Laughing my ass off at her cuteness. She definetly could sell anything with those eyes…
No! No show biz babies allowed!
She’s only for us! She’s too cute! They will gobble her up!
That is so funny! And that last line about the erectile dysfunction cracked me up!!!
“Not just for feet anymore” really sent me into a tailspin! Thanks for sharing.
Get that kid an agent!
Tooooo freakin’ adorable. Words fail.
hehe too cute!
You’re right eyes that blue don’t exist in nature. She’s beautiful. I love the comment under the last photo. LMAO