Hey Look, It’s A Train Wreck. Let’s Watch.

It’s too bad Lynne Spears’s new parenting book has been delayed indefinitely.

With Britney unable to drive in a straight line and quit drugs long enough to get unmoderated visitation with her boys, and little sister Jamie-Lynn Spears now an unwed teen pregnancy statistic (a pregnant Zoey 101!), I was looking forward to reading that book.

I mean, I want to learn how to make sure my daughters self-destruct by high-school, assuming they make it that far.

Seriously, it would read as the ultimate “what not to do” guide, wouldn’t it?

Maybe she should scrap the plan and work on a book about birth control and the dangers of drugs. It could be a board book for her grandchildren.

Oh, Spears family, you provide us with so much entertainment, but I wish for your sakes you wouldn’t.

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Comments

  1. You know, for some reason, the Spear family disaster stories are so interesting to me. I know I shouldn’t give them the time of day, but I can’t help it. It is a train wreck that you just can’t stop looking at.

    So sad though. They really seemed to have so much potential. And I 100% blame the parents.

  2. Mwahaha, the nerve of some people!

    Lela
    http://www.whomadethismess.com

  3. I think Lynn should just rewrite a few lines of her book and rename it, “How To Be A Failure.”
    Seriously though, I feel bad for her. If she thought she was a good enough mom to write a parenting book than this recent news must have hit her like a punch in the gut.

  4. Just heard the “news” on the local morning news show. So sad for my little daughter. Actually, it’ll be a good “first talk” on what not to do.

  5. Im praising God that my daughter doesnt watch that show. What a mess. I really feel bad for both girls.

  6. You know any mom who lets her 16 year-old LIVE with her 19 year old boyfriend should be …..and then she and her preggers daughter telling us about the whole “We are Christian and uphold and live a moral life..” This is the picture perfect family of HOLLYwood! What weirdos (Y’all…they should be the New HIllbilly’s Reality Show)lol! Explaining to my 9 year-old that Zoey 101 is spermiated isn’t going to be easy…let’s see how Nickolodeon is going to handle this..

  7. motherbumper says

    Cannot avert eye and I cannot understand the world of celeb.

    I guess the fascination with this kind of thing is the feeling I getknowing that even the “happy rich” folks lives can be absolute disasters too.

  8. seriously, i almost didn’t believe it. almost. what a family. the good news is that she can afford to hire someone to raise her kid for her.

  9. Jennifer aka Binky Bitch says

    I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am. How sad. Those two should not be breeding anymore.

  10. I used to be so interested in britany and all she was doing … not so much! Geeze I hope Tatum is NEVER Famous to have all that money and NO limits … I would read the book for what not to do too!

  11. You put it so well “Oh, Spears family, you provide us with so much entertainment, but I wish for your sakes you wouldn’t.” Thanks for the commentary, you put into words exactly what I’ve been thinking. What a sad family and Lynn…so deluded and clueless.