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Overheard At Target This Morning:

“Here’s the Stage 1 baby foods. Whatcha want?”

“Ugh! It’s all organic! I don’t want that organic shit – he don’t tolerate that organic shit! It don’t taste right.”

“Well, whatcha wanna do?”

“Let’s go to Wal-Mart. Maybe they got some Gerber that ain’t organic.”

(and then there was a loud boom as my head exploded…Welcome to Columbus, ladies and gentlemen)

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Comments

  1. Wow. Just…wow.

  2. 🙂 He don’t tolerate that organic shit… classy.

  3. LOL. You have to wonder about people sometimes…

  4. Um… OH MY!!!!

  5. Dana J. Tuszke says

    That is the strangest thing I’ve ever heard! They don’t want organic? For real? Wow…

  6. Motherhood Uncensored says

    She’s got a culinary genius because it ALL tastes like shit to me.

    HAHA.

  7. How does anyone know what the food tastes like? I mean, except, of course, when the baby spits it directly into your open mouth. But it’s hardly fair to judge taste based on that.

  8. michellesocialmedia says

    OMG. I laughed out loud, really out loud at your DEAD ON report from the organic baby food section.

  9. Misguided Mommy says

    i guess organic don’t taste right since it don’t taste like spam and dinty more beef stew

  10. Mrs. Chicken says

    And here I was thinking that Target was upscale.

    Scary.

  11. Ugh. Sadly, I’ve heard similar.

    People get so used to the processed stuff that they can’t appreciate the “real” stuff.

  12. Baby food? They don’t just start them on Twinkies and Red Bull up there?

  13. Crazy…

  14. Jennifer aka Binky Bitch says

    Are you sure you weren’t at my Walmart here in Alabama? Please tell me these people don’t live in Indiana, too.

  15. *blinks* Well, that’s special.

  16. some people are just so stupid.