Cordy-isms

Cordy walks into the kitchen.

C: Mommy? I need help.

Me: With what?

C: My cup. It’s broken. (Puts sippy cup on the counter.)

Me: It’s broken? What’s wrong with it?

C: It’s empty. It needs juice. Fix my cup, mommy?

Me: (laughing my ass off because in college we’d always talk about our “broken” [empty] drink cups at parties)

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In the car.

Mira: Aaaaawaaaaawawaaaaaaeeeeeaa (longest I’ve ever heard her vocalize – must have been 15 seconds without a breath)

Me: (looking at Aaron and laughing in amazement) What was THAT?

Cordy: (totally serious from the back, with a sigh) That was MIRA, mommy.

I could practically hear her rolling her eyes at me.

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In the living room. Cordy is behind me.

C: Mommy, get me gone?

Me: What? Get what?

C: Get me gone, mommy!

Me: Get you gone?

(I turn to see this:)

I have no idea how she snuck the box into the living room.

Me: You want me to mail you somewhere?

C: Yes!

Me: OK, where should I send you?

C: To outer space!

Me: Hmmm…I don’t think we can afford the postage, sweetie.

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Comments

  1. Oh those are too funny~ Cute stuff!

  2. LOL – Sierra’s sippy is always broken too.

  3. motherbumper says

    That sippy cup one is a classic – I’m glad you bronzed it because that one will be funny for years to come.

  4. Aimee Greeblemonkey says

    Cordy is seriously awesome. Always awesome.

  5. love the box… I have some extra passengers if you need them!

  6. I needed that smile this morning!

  7. she is something else! doncha just wonder how they think this stuff up?

    love it.

  8. She is amazing and funny!! I love to hear what they have to say!

  9. omg, that first one? we used to say that about our bongs.

  10. So darn cute! I think my cup is “broken” too.

  11. so adorable!

  12. Too cute!!
    We still say our cups are ‘broken’ when they run out of drinkies! Hahaha

  13. Love this post … she is so so cute! Love it!

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  15. Too funny. Can I um………borrow that box?