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Maybe I Should Save For A Tummy Tuck?

I had the fortune to get an evening away with my husband - sans children - last night. We went…

18 years ago

Each Time A Door Closes…

...another one opens, right? And hopefully it is a bigger, better door: prettier, shinier, brighter, more comfortable, makes you happier,…

18 years ago

Who Are The Police Protecting?

So, let's say your house was broken into almost two years ago, in the middle of the afternoon. A lot…

18 years ago

Will She Give The Kid A Beer, Too?

On my morning drive to Cordy's preschool, I was stopped at a obscenely long traffic light. I glanced over to…

18 years ago

Socializing Our Girls To Be Meek, Uninteresting Women

The other day I was at my favorite resale shop (c'mon, you think I pay full price for Gymboree?), and…

18 years ago

The No Good, Very Bad Day

So far today:- I walked outside yesterday to get the mail and discovered a flat tire on the SUV. The…

18 years ago

Hey Gerber, Did You Think We Wouldn’t Notice?

While buying baby food yesterday - something I do at least twice a week, thanks to the bottomless pit we…

18 years ago

All I Want For Christmas Is A Toy That Won’t Kill My Kids

Is that too much to ask for?Lead. Dangerous magnets. BPA and PVC plastic. And now Aqua Dots covered with a…

18 years ago

Neighbor Showdown

Well, it finally had to happen. Our neighbors finally showed themselves to be the rabid feral animals we knew them…

18 years ago

Dear Bill Maher, Let’s Talk Breasts. And Feeding.

Thanks to other bloggers, I was able to catch your segment on breastfeeding. Sad to say, I don't think we'll…

18 years ago